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SUNLIGHT SCAP ) Do you know the difference between working and having the work done fur you? Sunlight Soap actually makes the dirt drop out saves you time and money but injures is just the difference between A Lay Matter Would you like the. floors mosaic? asked the architect The Springfield man looked dubious. Would you like the floors in'mosaic patterns? 1 don't know so. mucly about that, he finally said) I ain t got. any pre- in JOSS PAPER. i The Way This Popular Chinese Ma- terial Is Manufactured. The principle districts in the Yang- tye valley Ip China in which the man- ufacture of joss paper is cartied on, Soashing, Ningpo, Hangtschau and Futschau, He to the south of Shanghal. Young bamboo trunks are placed in ditches in layers with a covering of over the inass and the contents allowed to remain: until the truoks bave rot: ted, which sometimes takes as long mills drawn by buffaloes, After a sec ond washing the material is ready for the mold of the papermaker. LY China as well as in Japan the mold consists of fine bamboo sticks. For this reason the paper is always ribbed. The product is squeezed in wedge presses, dried on a board and then cov- ered witb tin. The pulverized metal is strewn over the sheets and hammered between the fibers with bammers of soft wood, ; The chief difficulty lies in this hammering, and in spite of the thinness of the paper the Chinese: at- THE TRICKING A BANKER, Ingenious Fraud Was Worked on 7 London Manager Recently. Snortly alter the audacious fraud perpeirated by the too-famous D. 8. Wiudell, it was announced that ad- uitisnus saieguurds had been decided upon by bank authorities, bbat tins sivp Was necessary is ilusirated by the tolluwing story. babs, UUtiied Lb vie morning Dot so wong ago, uceurding to Lhe Pall Mall Usaclte, and uskeu to see the mana- eer Well, said the manager, there's 0 difiiculty about that. Precisely, was the rejoinder; but will you. do me a small lavor? ? 'What is it? queried Ue, manager. I want -my iend: to see that my paying hin 65,000 will not. exhaust my resources, wili-you, therefore, oblige me by in- structing all the py clerks (and they were numerous) to cash my check, when it is presented, without referring o the ledger: to see huw my account stands? It will make a good imbres- sion on my man, and it. cannot do .ou any harm, ts you know what my. GAZETTE. OLDS. ALBE S Make SUSPENDERS. They cost no more they give , muc peace muscles through the sliding cords. All dealers, RTA. DE h more. with your- suffering shoulder see that all hands were at their quar- ters, observed one. of the men devoutly kneeling at the side of his gun. So very unusual an attitude in an Engl sh sailor exciting his surprise and curios- ity, he went and asked the man if. he was afraid. Afraid, answered the honest tar, with a. countenance expressive of the utmost disdain. No; 1 was only pr. y- ing that the enemy's shot may be dis- tributed in the same proportion as the prize money the greatest part amongst the officers. Sunlight Soap : eer es or se Me after the Crime: var by British as three mouths, years ete a . er the rimean war by the British aud ordinary. After the limewater has, been drawn gon uxt He ae we exchanged, eee The Sailor 's Prayer a SIRES AND SONS. Government. They stood in Queen's soaps. of the mass Is phiced in a ditcb pro and the coller explained that he was When: the British under Lord Nel- wee SSeS b Park just where the moneniont to Sir 4 Se 2 Mdwtng a ieedet pov tuvestivent, and son were bearing dowir to. attack the Rodney Widamaker of Philacetphia John Mavdonall is now, located and catia vile, wiih widododathve i ra au protiiseu. to pay 3,000 the next combined fleet off Trafalgar, the first jonite parting bis buat a Blckion pointed down Queen s avenue. They The reduction to fbers takes piace day. lieutenant of the Revenge, on going to . are now placed on either side of the monophine. The youngest master plumber in. Mas- sacbusetts is sald tu be George H. Malohe: of Leominster, who. recently secured bis license, baying passed the examination iy practical work: with a percentage of 97. He ig twenty-two years old. Ferdinand Schleifer of Nashville lays claim to be the-oldest active bunter in Illinois, He is eighty years old. He still has a lcense, of whlch be made use duriug the season, hunting quail and other smali game. He strongly OLD STUDENTS PRANKS. They Were More Ingenious In Earlier Days. The, recent fuss at the Tiniversity recalls some of the truly formidable student doings of past years. What nust Dr. Beattie Nesbitt and others of the class of 1897 think of a celebra- tion in which a trolley rope was pull- ed, a lawn mower injured, and a few garments destroyed What mnst they lime between them, The ditches are A customer. having a fairly good bal- 60 cents. . Light, medium and heavy w i si i m4 a as B eights. think of expulsion and other dire ae ee ikea, te sumetimes as large as thirty feet wide ance, never sinking .below tour fig- tet THE AON uiNge ig penalties for ithene comparatively . nnd ninety feet long. Water ts poured ures, at-a branch of u well-known PRESIDENT ON EVERY BUCKLE. harmless hoodlum proceedings? Those who spent their childhood in Toronto in the eighties, well remem- ber the two cannons given to the city entrance to the Parliament buildings, but escape general attention. One night, over twenty yeurs ago, the resi- dents of the central. part of the city and. it was mostly central then were awakened by a deafening roar. Every- where, people in night caps thrust their heads. from. windows - thinking that. the end of the world had come. Then it.was remembered that it was: the night of the thirty-first of Octo- ber. : Next morning it transpired that the students had -unspiked those two relies of Sebastopol, had loaded them with gunpowder and old. -boots, am oe TRIED REMEDY FOR THE GRIP. Illinois vs. Missouri A Missourian informed a traveller who had inquired about corn each stalk ; that ad nine ears on it, and was 15 feet high. 1 That's nothing to our corn, re- ied the other quickly. Up in Il- had touched them off. It was lucky : that. there was no one on Queen s avenue ut the time, and that the guns inois where I came from, -we always had nine ecrs to each stalk and 4 pack of shelled corn hanging to each balance is. It was a little over 5,000.) . Certainly, if you particularly wish belies his years, befng hale and hearty. Jobn. Skinner, eighty years old. is tain.a shining surface of tin. Ibe pa- per is packed in bales of 8,000 or 3,200 judice against Moses. as a man, and maybe he knew a lot about the law. . GRAND NEWS s laying o:, ot h, F . kinder oe a ae eo ne BERS ee Sees t, -repiicd the-unsuspecting manager, thought td be the oldest bell ringer It were not of long-range character. tassel; but we never could raise any unsectarian.'* or his customer s name-had been long England. He bas rung at all the prin There were no casualties; not. a gin: field beans with it. ' Harper's Weekly. cipal eveuts of the last seventy years at Exeter cathedral, tncluding Queen Victoria's coronation In 1838, ber wed- ding in 1839, both ber jubilees and King Edward's birth and coronation: Louis Nicolovian, ninety-seven years old and for fifty-two years cashier and ofice manager for a New York firm, bas been pensigued. In more than- half'a century he has been awny from dent had even:a finger burned. identity of the ringleaders, one of whom was Beuttie Nesbitt, was kept a close secret, but: nowadays sober rrofessional men who are. losing their hair, boast: of. having taken. part in thzt enterprise, amd become: ten years. younger in telling about it. ss Old University graduates also relate how a gentleman, now .a. prominent clergyman in the United States, went Why, -asked the Missourian. Because, nodded the other, the corn, grew so fast that it pulled the beans up. Circle Magazine. on the books, and there had never deen any trouble with him. When the check: was presented the next day at a. particular desk the clerk, without. going through the for- mality of referring tothe. customer s account, pleasantly inquired, How will you:take it? and handed over the amount without. ado. a In the meantime the same little QUEER JAPANESE FISH. One That Uses Its Fin as a Sail How the Dorado Is Caught. One. of the most interesting: of fish of Japanese waters is the oriental sail fish (Histiophorus orientalis). The: generic name, given by Dr. Guenther, means the sail bearer and refers to FOR WOMEN MRS. E. P..RICHARDS TELLS HOW DODD S KIDNEY PILLS CURED HER. When the professor of mathematics has discovered yow in trignometry .ex- amination with a crib containing a brief digest of the .whole subject in your hand, and wishes to know ho it got there, answer: t 7 fear, Dr. Pons, -that that con- founded valet. of miine has. given me the wrong coat this morning, putting Time-Has Tested 1t. Dr.. Thomas -Eelectric Oil: has been on the market upwards of. thirty..years.and in that time it las proved a blessing to thou- sands. It is.in high favor throughout Canada and. its excellence hes carried After. Suffering For Twenty-Eight Years From Pains and Weakness ot ington Star. effort. Of the tillable land of Holland - Mayflower? my study jacket containing my notes of your entertaining instru:tion out for which, in- order to. avoid even the ap- pearance of evil, I have no pockets whatever. Harper s Weekly, Farms from the Water The face of the country of Europe has been. materially altered by human 90 per cent has been wrested from the sea, and in Great Britain a work searcely less has been done, for a third of the present land is said to have been bogs and marshes in the time of King Alfred In the: United States, where the work of recl: iming is just beginning, it is estiu/ated that drain- age will add 200,600 square niiles to the farm land. In a corridor of one of the Univers- replica of The Winged Victory. A waggishly-inclined student observed the headless; armless, footless statue, and wrote underneath: elie God. pity Defeat Lippincott s Magazine. * Father, little Rollo, what is the Arctic circle? . The Arctic cirele,. my son, is an imaginary line bounding a large area of uncorroborated .evidence. Wash- Judge (to boy on witness stand) ll,; my little man, do you .know an oath is? Boy Yes, sir; I was your: golf cad- die for.a whole week last summer. Boston Transcript. Possible Boarder .h, that was a ripping dinner, and if that was a fair sample of your meals, I should like to come to terms. a moe Scotch Farmer Before we gang any further wes that a fair sample of yer appetite? f When the Sleeper Wakes John she exclaimed, jabbing her elbow. inte his ribs at 2.17 a.m., did you lock the kitchen door? And John, who is inner guard, and was just then dreaming over last even- ing s lodge meeting, sprang up in bed, made the proper sign, and responded, Worthy Ruler,-our portals are guard- ed. Oh, he hit the title right, even if he was asleep. United Presbyter- ian. is A WINDSOR: LADY S. APPEAL To All Women;. T will send free, with fulkjinstructions. my home treat- ment which positively cures Leucor- thoea,-, Ulceration, Displacements, Falling of the Womb, Painful or Ir- regular Periods, Uterine and Ovarian Tumors or Growths, also Hot Flushes, Nervousness, Melancholy, Pains: in the Head, Back or Bowels, Kidney and Bladder Troubles, where caused by weakness. peculiar -to our sex You can continue treatment at home at a cost of only about 12 cents a week, y hook, Woman s Own Me- dical Adviser, also sent free on re- quest. Write to-day. Address, Mrs. aE Box H. 77, Windsor, nt, . 1 . In 1950 She belongs. to one. of our best. families. Did her ancestors come over inthe ates She's much more exclus- She s a Daughter of 998, Oh, no. ive than. that. Discoyerers of the North Pole. Life. Minard s Liniment relieves Neuralgia. Vicar (severely) I was surprised and sorry, Mrs. Smith, to observe that your husband walked out of church in the middle of my sermon last Sun- ay. Mrs. Smith Oh; you really must excuse im, sir; e s a somnambulist, and walks in is sleep, you see. Minard s Liniment Cures Burns, Etc. The optician would soon be. looking for another job if beer glasses im- proved the eyesight. RHEUMAT GuT's DIS Bry me Pt ABETES me instead of my examination ceat, in . paited with squids, or the decoy bush ity of Texas buildings there is a large Self. - against . Here T goes out in the even- the huge dorsal. fin possessed by tbe species. The fin stands higher than the body abore it and Is used as a. sail before the wind. It isa large fish, ten feet in length and weighing 160 pounds. They swim about usually in pairs in rough and windy weather, with the buge fius above the water. cree It is a favorite food fish, and the an- nual catch is nearly 2,000,000 pounds. The sail fish is caught. by means .of a harpoon. Z Another food fish, known as a dol- phin or dorado, is:sometimes caught in a curious way. The fishes. congregate :niss, in The Strand Magazine), when under a decoy bush and raft made-of bamboos and are then caught by hooks is surrounded. by a seine net, and the dolphins are driven by beating the sur- face of the water with sticks. his fish is eaten both fresh and salt and Is as great a favorite in western Japan as the salmon is in the northeast. Zoolo- gist. Scotch Sabbath, For tfaveling, trading and all the things one must not do on the Sab- bath, Scotland, of course, must even hold the palm. Not in the seventeenth century alone, bu through all the ages and even unto the present day -the Scotch Sunday has ja Jaw unto Ite) There is the experience of James Payn, for instance, in the Edinburgh, ef only the seventies. In the street where I first resided. he wrote. it struck me that to judge by the drawn down. blinds the people spent a good deal of their time upon the seventh duy. in bed.. On my second Sunday, however, was undeceived. for my. landlady came up iand informed me that, though she had not. spoken of it last Sunday, she must now draw my) attention to the fact that it was not usual in Edinburgh to draw:up the window blinds on the Sabbath and that the neighbors bad begun to re- mark upon. the unlawful appearance of ber establishment, which bad bere- tofore been a God fearing. house. A Justifiable Protest. what's that? cried the convicted incendiary. Five years? Well. if you people ain't the worst I ever ran up in an sets fre to the tallest buildin in town sets fife to it so that in leks n a minute the thing's a shootin blaze a hundred feet up into the sky. The whole poppslation is there quicker'n scat, all of you tickled to death at the sight For four an five hours you stood there watchin the fire hours of solid enjoyment, too an' it not costin you acent Why, a circus or the thea- ter or a scandal trial wouldn't have given you half as? much fun. an you Know it An . yet you sit there aa bring in a verdic givin me five years in the penitentiary me that's shown. you all a good time an ought ta be considered as a benefactor if there wuz any: gratitnde in the human poog- um Exchange. Heat as a Healer, Heat is one of the most important of stimulants to lHving cells, The hot bath is the commonest means of apply: ing heat as a therapeutic agent and is useful.in a great number of condl- tions, especially. to plethoric indisid- uals and in advanced tuberculosis, The usefulness of locaJ applications of hot water. 8 well known. The general het douche 3 a remarkable means to bring blood to the surface of the body, to.accelerate the circulation, ete. Ex-- change. Losing: Your Temper. Losin yoh temper don -pay. sald Unele FRben. Ina heap o cases it don do ho -mo* dan put you to de ex- pense of hirtn a-lawyer to show you whah you's wrong. Wasbington Star. Ree that all the hours of the day are ro full.of interesting and healthful oc- cupations that there 1s no chance for. worry to stick tg nose ia. Luther B. Gulick Geralcine Who is the hero of your new stor, Gerald The man who accepted it. Judge. Man on. Shore I m going to hav d you arrested when you comes outer thar Te he T rin t comieg out I m committing suicide (sinks with bubbling grin). Life. a Why do so many otherwise clever women write silly letters to men? They re prolably makirg collec- ceremony was being gone through at four other pay desks, each clerk, act- ing upon instructions, cashing. Mr.. 8 check for 5,000,: making. 25.- 000 in all, or nearly. 20,000 in excess of the wily customer s balance And, of course, when Mr. re- ceived a polite note requesting him e cal at the bank, he was not to be lound, FLY ON GLADSTON: S NOSE. The Grand Old Man. Showed to Poor Advantage. In the Lantern. I remember once (says Harry. Fur- was- giving a lecture on Por- traiture: past and. present, and illus- trating the portraits on medals with the aid of a lantern, I came to some near the bottom of the screen. Hem, said I, we have the Lord Mayor. and Lady Mayoress of London, 300. A-D.** At that moment, the mayor and mayoress of the. town, who, for effect I suppose, had come in a quarter of an hour late to the seats reserved for them in the centre of the hall, walked past the rays of the lantern, and were, of course, shown on the screen, and, as can be supposed, caused an effect that had not been anticipated. : On another occasion a fly was an offender, whilst. 1 was giving a lec- ture; with the aid of a lantern. 1 was showing some portrdfts Or Gladstone in. my entertainment, Th: humors of Parliament. 1. was. tell- ing my audience, as I pointed to the pictures on the. screen, that one mo ment he looks like that, when there was a great burst of laughter: 1 proceeded to speak about Gladstone s flashing eye and noble brow, and by the time I, mentioned something about his aquiline nose.my audience seem- ed in hysterics. Thinking that by some mischunce . the wrang picture was being thrown on the. screen, turned round, and was at first horri- fied to see'a gigantic fly apparently walking on the nose of the Grand Old Man. It appears that the fly had got into the lantern, had been caught be- tween and wxus- being magnified a hundredfold on the screen: When Bribery Prevaiied. English. Parliamentary elections are not altogether free from corruption. Worcester was for a time disfranchis- ed after the last General Election, on account of the irregularities found to have been previlent. and other-con- stituencies had a rough time before they were secure of their respective menibers. 3 But the old-time elections were alto- gether different. The popularity of the. Reform Bill, which purposed the aboli- tion of bribery, was by. no means uni- versal. In The Times of May 10, 1831, there is a story of a Landon: police-constable. who asked his in- spector for leave to go into the coun- try to vote fer am anti Reform can- didate. He explained that he would get 50 and his expenses for his vote; but complained that it was not. then as in former times. when he -had had as much as 200, and never less than 125.. And if that Reform Bill passes it will be a sad Joss to me - and my brother freemen, he add gt; King George TIT. had his own meth- ods as an election age t. On the eve of an-election at Windsor. in which Admiral Keppel was the. Whig can- didate, the King stroHed into a silk- merc er s shop inthe town and called out, The Queen wants a gown -wants a gown. No Keppel No: Keppel Absent-Minded. 4 When the Bishop of Truro, Dr. Gott, was Dean of Worcester, his ab- sent-mindedness .was so notorious that. he earned for-himself he sobriquet of Dean For-gott. On one oceasion he had invited som friends to dine with him; on their arrival a short time be- ore ths dinner-hour he suggested that in the interval. of waiting - his riends would perhaps like to walk through the grounds. After spending about. quarter of.an hour in admir- ing the flowers, shrubs. and green houses; they suddenly came upon a oor in. the gard n wall. Ah suid dean to his aston. ished guests, this will b+ a much aearer way for you to:go home than ww goitig Jjpa k to the front. . And, Il uneonScious of his invitation, he wened the door and bowed them out, Dear Souls An Trish evangelist alwavs address- es-his hearers as dear souls, but he came to efief. when, addressing: an audience in Trelard. he called them dear Cork souls The Christian Register. But money doesn t always lend to henniress. said the poor veung man who had just been handed the frigid mit. Trus. rejoined the frir owner of the cold-storgge heart; but it often facilitates the search. Chicago Daily and Sleeplessness Dodd s Kidney Pills the Only Medicine She Wants. Cottle's Cove, Notre Dame Bay, Nfld. (Special) Grand- news for suf- fering women..is. that being scattered broadeast by Mrs. Elizabeth P. Rich- ds of this place. For years she suf- fexed from that terrible weakness and thoge agonizing pains so many women kn She has found relief in Dodd s dney Pills and she wants all suffer- ing women. to know it. For twenty-eight years, says Mrs. Richards, I suffered from Rheuma- tism, Kidney Trouble. and Neuralgia. I got so weak I could not do my housework. Sleep was out of the ques- tion except -for.a few minutes at a time.. My back ached so I could not sleep. I tried all kinds of medicine and had come to the conclusion that there was no cure for me, when read- ing advertisem nts led me to try Dodd s Kidney Pills. I now s eep well and rise refreshed: every . morning. Dodd s Kidney Pills are all tle medi- cine I want. : g The woman who has healthy Kid- neys will never know the pains and weakness that make: life hardly worth living: Dodd s Kidney: Pilis always make healthy Kidneys. T owe Pjenks a call. Going there this, evening? No... You see er that isn t all I him. Cleveland. Leader. 4 Shiloh ures heals hs, colds, quickly stcPend lunge. 25 cents Stout Party (who has dropped eigar) Now. which can I. afford to lose my cigar or my back buttons? London Opinion. Minard s Liniment for. sale everywhere Poor Animal Little boy, asks the well-meaning reformer, is that your mamma, over yonder with the beautiful set of furs? Yes, sir, answers the bright lad. Well, do. you know what poor. ani- mal it is that had to suffer in order that your mamma might have . the furs which she adorns hergelf so proudly ? : ai Yes, sir my papa. Chicago Ev- ening Post. Lifebuoy: Soap is delightfully re- freshing for Bath or Toilet, For wash- ing underclothing it is unequalled. Cleanses -and purifies. 4 J think the little one is going to beara resemblance to his father. Well, answered Mr. Rasper, if that is the case I hope the child will learn to bear it with patience and courage. Washington Star. : Mothers can easily know when. t eit children are troubled with worms, and they lose no time in applying the best of remedies Mother Graves Worm Exterminator. : Nephew (just returned from abro: This frane pi ce, aunt, I got Paris. Aunt Hepsy I wish nephew, you'd fetched home one of them Latin quar- ters they talk so much about. in When his satanic majesty tempts some neople they want him to get be- hind them and push. zs COUGHS COLDS LEAD TO CONSUMPTION ee cle up a cold in a few Write for Free Sample. Ber Sale by of Denesitts oad: Dealers BPs. l Dr. T. A. SLOCUM tions of the answers they get. News, W.N. Un No. 772. id): the office only fourteen days, and he told his asseciites that he disliked to see Sunday. come becatise it interrupt- ed his work. : 7 The new dean.of the national capitol guides appears ip the person of Ben pointed for life. There are fourteen of them, and they divide: the profits of their: work. It is up to one of the number to take the earnings of all and divide it. Cady has been a guide. for *ourteen years. : 3 eS Things Theatrical. Charles B, Hanford, a Shakespearean actor, and Marie Drofnah are appear- ing this season In The American Lord. : 5 Miss Julia: Marlowe was one of the invited guests lately to a suffragette function and so s beiug hailed as a convert to the cause. ' Willis P, Sweatnam has. been en- gaged by Lew Fields and the Shuberts for Sweet Sixteen, a play with music by Victor Herbert and George Vv. Ho- bart. : Elsa Ryan, who has an important part in The Belle of Brittany. . sup- porting Frank Dani ls, is the wife of Ambrose Miller,.a well known. theat- vical manager. In The Lottery. the new comedy by Rida Johnson, which the Shuberts produced recently, Jameson Lee Fin- ney is playing the part of a New York newspaper reporter. Sporting. Notes. Numbering football players Is grow- ing in popularity: Michigan university is-giving basket- ball another trial. ; Pittsburg bowlers have taken up the large size duckpin game. oe Beloit college has challenged Notre Dame to a wrestling toyrnument after the holidays. se Roy Mercer,. the freshman . pole. yaulter at the. University of Pennsyl- yania, has a record of 12 feet 1 inches, which is also the eastern scholastic record, : Although Stanford university has dropped rowing, a club called the Lake Lagunita Boat club bas been organized among students and bis arranged riee with the Cuiversity of Washing- ton s crew. ty : College and School. Simmons college, Boston, boasts it ig the only plaice ti the world where women can be trained to plan and to. manage lunch rooms Miss Helen Donovan, formerly of Rochester, bas. been. elected by the Milwaukee board of education to take charge of the uew trade school for girls. : f sree With a brilliant record of fifty years , service in- the public schools -at Phil- adelphia, Miss Lydia. A. Kirby, df- rector of special schools and sewing, hag resigned. Professor Denry Carter Adams, stat: istician for the iinterstate commerce conynissivn, is in chirge of a new de- partment at the University of Michi- gan, Where students may have a four year course in rallway administration. Ring Off, Please. They were seated by the fireside, dreaming. of the future, when they would be one, a winsome telephone girl and her fiance. The small talk finally drifted to the question as to who ghould light the fire in the morning. It .was his opinion that It was the wife's place to get up and start the fire and Jet the poor, hardworking busband rest. after this declaration there was sl- ' lence most profound, but only for the spacaggf about half a second; then the girl thrust out ber finger encircled by a ring and mutinured sweetly but rmly: Ring off, please. You have connected with the wrong number. Philadelphia Ledger. Sapleigh Bah Jove, you know, an idea hag occurred to. me Miss Pert (interrupting) Pardon me, Mr. Sapleigh, isn t that more than a mere occurrence? I should call it an event. Boston Transcript. Bridget Will yez have your dinner now, sorr, or wait for the missus? Head of the House Where is your mistress, Bridget? Bridget There s an auction beyant the corner, sorr, an she said she d stop there for a minnit. Head of the Hous Have dinner now, Bridget. New York Sun, * Cady. Guides. to the capitol. are ap- 4 tracted no little attention. 'Chureh of the Advent. down on his knecs: to a committee of students appointed to deal with his case, to save his moustache. The orders were that one half of it was'to. be sacrificed, and that he was to ap- pear for a -week with only the left side of his mouth so adorned. It was a very beautiful golden: moustache of a kind rare up at the University, and finilly the committee had mercy on him. and. accepted some other, act of sacrifice instead. And.then there was th occasion when the students by some means or other took the care- taker s cow up to the tower of Uni- versity college, task as seemingly impossible as the building of the ryramids, and left the poor beast there bellowing her troubles to the night air. : : - Jt was only when the students com- irenced to destroy property other than that connected with -the University that the town and eee troubles in this city commenced, But in those. good old days there was not much doing and everybody relished a bit of riot, whatever . the occasion. ie: pranks of the students, moreover, have, lost their flavor of originality, and are apt to be sordid, unimagina- tive, and destructive when carried beyond their own campus. : Didn't Know Mr. Gompers. - its fame beyond the seas. It has no equal in the whole list of liniments. If it were double the cheap liniment. price it would be a Wary Thompson Suppose a man should call you.a liar, what would you do? Jones man? J wish Ledger. (hesitatingly) What - sized Corns cripple the feet and make walking. a torture, yet*-sure relief in th e shape of Holloway s Corn Cure is within reach of all. Teacher How many make a mil- lion; Johnny? 9 ? Johnny Not many. Minard s Liniment' Cures Dandruff. de Fashions are changing like the 1ice. How do y know, old man? Saw the minister for the first time six months Puck. i in Mr. Samuel Gompers and party oc- cupied boxes at. the Princess Thea- tre, Toronto, one night recently, a8 vests of the management. heir ines were draped with. British and American fags, and .Mr. Gompers, with his little round silk cap, his twinkling glasses, and - his benign, fleshy, clean-shaven countenance: at- Of course, there were some people in the house who did not know he was the High Priest of Trades Unionism in Amer- ica, but they realized that. he must: be a High Priest of some sort. - This led to considerable discussion -be- tween acts, and after the perform-. ance, in a street cur, the writer over- heard a conversation on the subject which Was very much. more amusing than it can be: made to appear on. paper. : A gentleman, accomapnied .by two ladies, remarked to one of his com panions:* So you didn t know who Gompers was, eh? No. she reslied, all 1 could re- j meniber having heard about him. was: that he ought to be in jail oughtn't. he? ae Then up spoke the .other lady: -- You say he s president of the Am- erican Federation. of Labor. Why, 1 thought Mr. Mackenzie King was head of xl the labor people i Gifts-From Canada. A ceremony. of interest to Cana- dians took place at. the Hampstead. war.en Suburb, London, Eng., on the reeent festival of St. Simon and St. Jude, when the Ven. the Archdeacon of London dedicated the site of, and Mrs. 8. A. Barnett cut the first. sod tor, the new Church of St. Jude-on- the-Hill,, of which Rev. . Basil G. sourchier,M.A., is. viear. Mr.-Bourch- ier visited Montreal in February and - March last, where he acted as special Lenten preacher. at the- Church - ot st. John the Evangelist and the As a result of his Canadian visit, the new church is to possess a Canadian pulpit and a Catiadian leetern, as well as several uther gifts, the votive offerings of Mr. Bourchier s admirers in Montreal and - isewhere in Canada. , Good Roads. The aid from the Provincial Treas- ity is such that good roads should be found in every county in Canada, ree, for the cultivatio., of those busi- ness relations. which are essential to the success of the farmer. Access 3H markets without cost er restriction is a neeassity in the East. It is the jstinguishng characteristic of the West, ind should not be its morio- poly. British Whig, Kingston. Want a Fleet, We want a Canadian fleet, but-such a fleet should be directed and. con- trolled by the Tniperial authorities, ut least, until Carneda is rich enough to; put on the sexs a real navy, which will be able to meet any enemy and fight it on even terms. Daily Pro- vince, Vancouver. Waiting at the Church So Wilkins deserted Miss Bark s at the. altar. Lid his courage leave him? : Leave him No; it returned. Can I get the silver service for the. fire; department? inquired a young man at the free library. The what? asked the girl at the esk. ; The silver service for the: fire de- partment the questions they ask you when you take the silver service ex- Nature which are known to formnew . Drove it by Nervous. prostration takes all the vigor and energy out of a.person. 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Image 964 (1909-12-24), from microfilm reel 964, (CU11419984). Courtesy of Early Alberta Newspapers Collection, Libraries and Cultural Resources Digital Collections, University of Calgary.