I think you care more for those stupid crocodiles that you do me!' 

[Tightrope walking to the legislature.] 

[Petrocan unpopular with all political parties.] 

[Spring brings budding political flowers.] 

I think it's another gov't. ploy to interfere in our historical right to express ourselves.' 

Reform Party wants to go provincial...' [The potential threat of a Reform Party of Alberta might force Ralph Klein to clean up his political image.] 

Typical gov't compromise!' 

Believe me, if we don't pull up our socks, we'll end up dinosaurs!' 

I'm a victim of the democratic process.' 

[Former premier has nose for politics.] 

Another example of government decree running rampant!' 

[Armchair politics.] 

[Federal Finance Minister John Crosbie banishes the government watchdog from his duties.] 

Well ... there goes the neighborhood!' 

...Now let's get on with solving this inflation business.' 

I'm Too Busy.' 

A Good Team.' 

Passing Shadows.' 

What an Election!' 

[Quebec defends its borders.] 

Over the Hills to the Poor House.' 

The Taxpayer Pays.' 

Peter the Great...?' 

Will He Follow Pattullo's Lead?' 

Nanook, there, isn't quite ready for the call from Ottawa... A few bugs cropped up in his solar heating concept.' 

A Prolonged Eclipse.' 

It Might Take the Hide off the People to Repay these Loans.' 

You Can Fool Some of the People .....' 

King for a Day.' 

[Ottawa promotes better home insulation.] 

Rubber Stamping the Ballo(o)ney Candidates.' 

Look ... what did I tell you .... ROMAN numerals!' 

[Alberta Minister of Energy and Natural Resources, Don Getty, gets tough with oil companies.] 

[It's barbecue season.] 

King Canute.' 

He Floats Through the Air with the Greatest of Ease.' 

It's the Bounty, skipper ... says they're shipping grain out of Vancouver, again.' 

The moth and the flame.' 

[Prime Minister Joe Clark is seeking insight into political life.] 

[Werner Schmidt, Social Credit leader gives up reins of dead horse!] 

[Canadian citizen willing to job share with the prime minister.] 

[Television test pattern more interesting than politics.] 

Here's a good one, Looie...acquitals $9,995.98...convictions $99.98...appeals...' 

[Deceased former Prime Minister John G. Diefenbaker continues constitutional debate.] 

[United States dealing arms to Middle East, Saudis.] 

Tomorrow the world!' 

Preston Manning got a new hairdo, then voice lessons, then his eyes done. What's next?' 

Mixed emotions' 

It's a low-mileage unit ... driven by a sweet, little old premier!' 

I'm tellin' ya, slasher ... that Trudeau gets my vote!'