[Alberta drops eye exam coverage.] 

Life in Alberta...'I'm new on the team...let me have a couple smacks at him!'' 

Banff hopes to control town's elk pop. [population] with birth control darts...'It's okay - I'm on the dart.'' 

Meanwhile, in Halifax...'First, I'd like to apologize for the crowded conditions, but security was a big concern.'' 

According to...survey 7% of Albertans want a snap election, 12% don't want an election, 26% want public floggings of annoying politicians, and 55% threatened violence if they're ever surveyed again... 

'Scuse me? What do you mean they're 'placebo patients'?' 'They're actually homeless people that sick people have hired to stand in line for them.'' 

There's a hockey player here looking for employment. 'Will work hard for 35 or 40 second shifts, some travel is okay, $750,000 U.S. a year range not including incentives and bonuses, call...'' 

Alberta budget surplus is over $2 billion, thanks to surging oil prices...' 

North Korean underground nuclear blast equal to WWII Nagasaki blast...'Find out who's responsible for this outrage and bring them here! We'll give them a taste of hell!'� 

[Canada's concrete actions do not back up its commitment to asserting sovereignty over the Canadian arctic.] 

On the contrary, Mr. Gore, it's much more than a little 'gloom and doom fun.' Your quote here...bla bla bla...'oil sands,' bla bla...'threatens the future of human civilization.'� 

Apparently, Monsieur Klein is ignorant of Quebec's historic position in confederation!' 

[Mutated animals watch the toxic waste treatment plant in Swan Hills, Alberta burn.] 

Alberta Cattle Breeders' Association catalogue, 11th, 1911. 

Media Guide, Calgary Stampede, 1997 

Media Guide, Calgary Stampede, 2001 

Gauntlet Summer Edition, Volume 013, Number 001 

University of Calgary Rez Handbook and Calendar of Events 84-85 

Gauntlet, Volume 027, Number 024 

Department of Chemical and Petroleum Engineering annual report 1994 

University of Calgary Fact Book 1971–72 

University of Calgary Fact Book 1972–73 

University of Calgary Fact Book 1976–77 

G8 Legacy Chair in Wildlife Ecology annual report 2005/06 

University of Calgary Fact Book 1974–75 

Media Guide, Calgary Stampede, 2000 

St. Albert, Alberta, Bylaws, Index 

Alberta Gazette 1990, part 1 

Alberta Gazette 1976, part 1 

Calgary 2010 Winter Olympics bid - addendum