... And now it's time for 'Let's-Make-A-Deal'.' 

[Paul Hellyer of the Progressive Conservative party of Canada, preparing for a leadership race.] 

1984?' 

I can't understand it, Doctor... he just stands there, looking at sky' 

... Is good hot dog.... Caviar's right on....' 

About that partidge in a pear tree....' 

The sign writers local is on strike.' 

[Checkstops explained to new Alberta citizens.] 

The dam busters' 

This may have some peculiar side effects....' 

[Oil industry taking fire by the federal budget.] 

Try Italian ...' 

[Lots of labour disputes happening in British Columbia.] 

Keep it well fed and it won't give you any problems' 

I want a second opinion.... Phone the Mayor's office.' 

Here's a good one, Looie...acquitals $9,995.98...convictions $99.98...appeals...' 

[The marshal art of 'Inflation' is a worthy opponent.] 

Participaction.' 

[Soviet Union removes 'teddy bear' suit after Moscow Olympics.] 

I'm under a physician's care for a slipped disk!' 

Welcome home hostages!' 

The great leap forward' 

Probably some faceless bureaucrat deciding it was advertising.' 

[Polychlorinated biphenyls found in landfill.] 

[Shackles and a handshake.] 

[Prison guards join others in strike action.] 

Summertime ... and the livin' ain't easy.' 

Looks like one of those UFOs we're always hearing about!' 

All rumors aside ... I still think it's some cockamamy gov't make-work project!' 

The crunch.' 

I know this quaint little restaurant where the menu is printed in English.' 

[Calgary investigates numerous designs for future coliseum-type complex.] 

Anything to declare?' 

Abandon ship!' 

[Time running out on war.] 

Sidney has a very sensitive funny-bone!' 

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau announces his intent to lead Liberals in Elections] 

[Soliciting Alberta Treasury.] 

The great escape?' 

The three muskateers.' 

[Pierre Elliott Trudeau appears unconcerned about election outcome.] 

[The Rogers Pass Dam is the newest addition to the Trans-Canada Highway in British Columbia.] 

[Gambling legal in Alberta and on the rise.] 

[Alberta government cutting coverage to Alberta Medican Association.] 

Trust me!' 

What the hell ... it's a start!' 

It was disgusting, Mother . . . he was penalized two pints for unsportsman-like conduct!' 

Home sweet home' 

Never mind the state of the economy right now.... I want you to check out our Neilson rating.' 

[Possible scandal which resulted in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police receiving copious amounts of mail.]