This town ain't big enough for both of us.' 

May Day ... May Day ...' 

Teach an old dog a new trick... how did you do it?' 

It may be the answer to the eco-socio problem ... but it's not me!' 

... Is good hot dog.... Caviar's right on....' 

Pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag... and get lost!.' 

Treading water' 

...Could be he's privy to information that we're ignorant of.' 

We chart a new course on the next tide, mates.' 

Confess... Did you or did you not exceed the government guidelines?' 

... Use those until I can think of something better.' 

The oil patch' 

No thanks...There harmful to one's health.' 

Mixed emotions' 

It all depends on your point of view.' 

The old one-two.' 

Damned peculiar behavior...offering to shovel the walks.' 

[Uganda's Idi Amin terrorizes nation.] 

[Former Chairman of Air Canada Bryce MacKasey, is fired on September 18th.] 

[Alberta and Ottawa prepare to discuss yet another disagreement.] 

Quite frankly, they look all the same to me.' 

[Countdown to Canadian federal election presented as a soap opera.] 

Someday son, all this will be yours.' 

[Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) threatens world economy]. 

See any light at the end of the tunnel?' 

Programs .. programs ... git'cher programs ... you can't tell the strikers without a program.' 

The foundling' 

[April snow in Calgary.] 

Security... I wish to report a suspicious vehicle in the neighborhood' 

Martha... is it possible to get DTs by drinking iced tea?.' 

World Series 10.... civic election, 0.' 

[Environmental issues in ranching to be addressed in legislature.] 

[Canadian aircraft industry falling apart.] 

[Iranians suspicious of Russia's offer of assistance.] 

Don't sweat it ... it only needs a minor tune-up!' 

...Dr Maldumeer... Calling Dr Maldumeer... Emergency in the kitchen' 

Strong man Khadafy.' 

[World economy blindly follows OPEC.] 

[Liberal party issue, probably hoping the issue will go away.] 

C'mon... you're not catching me with that old flying saucer scam!' 

He seems rather sluggish, lately.' 

He's made us a take-over bid ... what do you think?' 

Good news ... and bad news!' 

[A break in a fragile situation.] 

Off and running?' 

[The bear finds possible intervention in Poland to be 'a sticky situation'.] 

[Union of Soviet Socialist Republics goes fishing for influence in Iran, with the Shah at the head.] 

Follow that tire!' 

Constitutional timeclock.' 

[Light Rail Transit plans approved by city council in Calgary, Alberta.]